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I have openings today if anyone wants to get the shit slapped out of them
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The only thing that will ever fuck you better than me is karma
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Suspect claims to be anxious but watches true crime all day
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Looking for who asked for your opinion
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Yes, all these kids are mine da fuck
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I’m glad I have boobs
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